Suburbia

I'm in Picturesque Suburbia.
I met an ex heroin addict,
I know a girl who tried to get pregnant to keep her boyfriend.
I'm in a town with the highest membership of alcoholics anonymous.
I'm in Picturesque Suburbia.

Writer

I'm a writer.
I almost Failed English at 16,
I can't spell half of what I write.
& I always carry a camera.
Apparently, I'm a writer.

English

Apparently, I'm English.
I don't have a football team,
I know less about the British music scene than my Mexican friend,
& I drive a Jeep.
Apparently, I'm English.