Bring out the Safety Car

A 1/3 mile oval of asphalt.

More cars than the downtown expressway at 8:46am

The Foundation of Nascar

This is Short Track Racing at Southside Speedway, Richmond, VA

I have breathed in more carsogens to last me the next twenty years

I could potentially drunk enough beer to take out a field of yeast.

My ears were assaulted to hell.

At least me teeth didn't rattle out everytime the car rolled by.

we are going back again, If you didn't go, you should come, at least if it's just for 15 minutes of repetitive crashes